boob issue

i tink e guys at my work place enjoy irritating me

(on 2nd tot, who doesnt? yeah PJ dis's directed at U ahaha)


they find it entertaining to see me gritting my teeth, seething with annoyance


SADISTS!! lol


anyway there's dis walk-in customer, around 15-16?(e pt is: she's still a kid) and her natural assets are......hmmm......impressive VERY IMPRESSIVE


so e not-so-fair ones in e shop were very fascinated by her ample endowments, dat they held a discussion, gushing away jabbering in delirium blab blab blab yak yak yak


DEN, they concluded e little 'guy talk' by looking over at my direction,


and SIGHEDDDDDDD
(yeah it's a longgggg deliberate sigh, in case i din notice it)


well i was feeling benevolent *gotta build some gd karma* so i let it pass NEVER MIND *grits teeth*
(anyway e ger's enormous lo how to fight!??! lol)


dat's not e end to it


after dat they were reading e newspaper (yeah i noe we sound damn free but seriously we're really biz ppl *nods sternly*) there's dis lame article on a ger group made up of all D-cup babes.


and they looked over at me and SIGHED, AGAIN


WTF tsk.


DEN, my supervisor commented dat his hair's nicer than mine, his eyelashes r longer than mine, and his boobs r bigger than mine.


DOTZ, congratulations William, hope ur wife likes them ahahahaha


hmmm now i shall move on to a totally irrelevant unrelated tot dat juz struck me

bought some ice cream on my way hm

those $1 ice cream blocks frm e roadside vendors


anyway i asked for yam flavor, when e lady handed it over to me, i realized it's PINK


those strawberry pink LOH


YAM SHD BE PURPLEEE tsk.


so i concluded dat e evil forces of capitalism have given rise to inflation so to cut budget e manufacturers scrimped on fd colorings hence we get pink yam instead of purple


not dat i'm complaining, *hushed tone* fd colorings make u bald (hmm or izzit MSG lol)


me so smart rite, cant stand it too muahahahaha