true blue narcissist

i cant believe it

i went to sch at 11am for a 1 hr tutorial dat starts at 4pm

yeah man i was hiding in one little corner for e freaking 5h reading my text + doing e damn tutorial (which i din complete)

it's now a TORTURE for me to leave my house

it's laborious n emotionally draining

life with curls is not as glam(taitai-ish) as how it seems

ok e taitais look like they are born with perfect bouncy curls

dat's bcos they have bloodsucking hairstylists who charge by e mins to help them maintain their oh-so-glory-curls dat signify their taitai-hoods

for e less privileged peasant-class like me, we only have our faithful hairdryer + hairwax + DIY skills to rely on

wah kaoz u guys have no idea how difficult it is to achieve e RIGHT fluffiness

sometimes i wish i can juz pull out all my hair

at least now i have a (more) valid (?) reason for being late for kls :P

so imagine how i feel if i have to go back to sch (ie leave e hs) for a ONE HR tutorial

anyway met up with sher n kai for dinner

as usual both were late *exasperated sighhhhhhh* so i was wandering ard aimlessly window shoppin to kill time

bought a bolero+basic tank frm topshop (dat 1h of aimlessly wandering cost me $60 ahaha)

tink e sales staff at topshop are kinda cute hehee

i like guys with funky hairstyles, but chances are, u'd be disappointed when u take a closer look at e whole package *yeah i'm mean sue me* lol

sher was a total embarassment

she's obsessed with taking photos using her ONE megapixel camera phone dat has NO flash

when we have a FIVE megapixel regular digi cam dat cums WITH flash *rolls eyes*

so she's prancing ard frantically lookin for spots where e lighting is strong enough to capture a clear image on her phone

and kept eyeing passerbys with a scheming glint in her eyes, looking for suitable candidates she can trust her phone with

guys (esp ah-bei looking ones) are a no-no cos if they run away w e phone they'd beat us up when we give chase n spout vulgarities polluting our innocent minds

muz look for weak soft spoken gals in tight OL skirt + 3inch high heels

if e above scenerio happens, we'd tackle her, snatch e phone, n terrorize her into giving us HER phone *evil chuckle*

told u sher's scheming liao LOL

ahaha ok lah i made all those crap up but sher indeed asked a lady to do e task (she's juz so transparent sigh)


i tink my face is freaking big n fat

kai juz sent me some fotos we took e other time

i tink my face is freaking big n fat

e pics r hideous, they scare e shit out of me

if i'm kennysia i'd tell u my balls have shrunk to e size of raisin

i shall not post any more pics till my hair straightens n falls nicely in place by e sides to cover my fat cheeks

*cheng refuses to accept her ugly self*

*cheng decides she still love herself :D*