Sunday, February 26, 2006

weekend

first weekend at work.

it went fine. e staff were nice. it helps dat it's an almost all-male-environment so girls get preferential treatment :P

e place was freaking crowded cos they're having a warehouse sale. many families with screaming kids. and somehow all of them have an obsession with phones (btw i'm promoting DECT phones so i'm stationed at e phone section) the kids wld pick up e receiver n pretend to have a conversation with their virtual playmates.

one dad was particularly proud of his son. e kid was holding TWO receivers, one placed at each ear. e dad went like: "*cheshire cat's grin* oh he's crazy bt phones."

being a driven n motivated salespersonnel i felt e urge to do some sales tok (ie bootlicking) so i wanted to reply: "yeah man, i'm sure he'd make a fine telephone operator"

well e dad prob wont be happy to hear dat *shrugs* but it sounded so RIGHT hur hur.

i din tell him dat of course. e dad'd prob strangle me w e telephone cord :P

sales wasnt gd nor bad. managed to cheat convince a few into buying, kinda smoked my way thru *if they come back n complain i'd be gone ANYWAY* hur hur hur it's true dat salesppl are evil.

tink i'd be joining a progressive rock band. juz contacted e guitarist, turned out he's a fren of ling's, e world is indeed small haha. Dream Theater here i come!

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