bahasa malayu

Fairytale Godmother obviously ignored my prayers that bitch

i din turn malay.

not a teeny weeny bit.

i still feel very much pure-bred chinese.

i have no choice but use my sony-trained-salespersonnel-instincts to smoke my way thru.

Write a short composition no less than 100 words.
Qns: What i usually do on weekends.

*here's my 100 word masterpiece. anything below dat's highlighted in bold is OBVIOUSLY wrong but I DUN CARE it's e best i can do :P*


Saya selalu jumpa kawan-kawan pada hujung minggu.
i usually meet friend-friend (ie many friends) during weekend.

kimu suka makanan Japanese, tapi tidak makan banyak.
we like japanese food, but dun eat a lot.

sebas kimu tidak suka gemuk, macham Mooses Lim.
bcos we dun like fat, like Mooses(shit tink wrong spelling) Lim.

saya pulang rumah pada petang, saya menonton TV dan bermain piano.
i go home at nite, i watch tv n play piano.

saya juga mahu bermain gitar, tapi susah.
i also want play guitar, but difficult.

*now u guys get e idea of 'broken malay'*

jika saya tidak jumpa kawan-kawan, saya akan bekerja sapawai *shd be sebagai* 'part-time promoter' *i'm desperate, no idea how u translate dat* di kedai eletronic *feeble attempt at guessing e malay spelling for electronic*.
if i din meet friend-friend, i will work as part time promoter at shop electronic.

tapi saya bekerja pada hujung minggu, saya tidak boleh berlajar.
but i work during weekend, i cant study.

jika saya tidak berlajar, ibu saya akan mandai *shd be menjadi* marah.
if i dun study, my mom will get angry.

pada petang sebelum saya tidur, saya selalu bercakap-cakap dengah kawan saya di MSN.
at nite b4 i sleep, i alwayz chat with my friend on MSN.
*direct translation is NEVER correct*

saya juga dengar musik kegemaran saya, musik inggeris.
i also listen to my favourite music, english music.

sebas saya ada kelas pada hari satu, saya tidur sebelum pukul dua belas tengah petang setiap Sunday.
bcos i have class on monday, i sleep b4 12 midnite every sunday. (CRAP)


*pantz*

first time ever i have so much difficulties crapping.

i tink my malay cikgu hates me now >_<