rantings

*sniffz*

woke up early at freaking 6.30AM to prepare for my malay oral test

oral test sounds so wrong

ppl are immed reminded of sth else and they start cracking sick n lame jokes bt having 'oral practices' w an opposite sex *points finger at Vio*

oh well, either oral sex is gettin too much media attention, or sex is all guys can tink of.

i tink it's e latter for Vio's case hur hur.

*sniffz*

why do ppl wake up with blocked nose?

*sniffz sniffz*

and i din suffocate in my slp.

i tink God loves me too much to let me die.

so he made me slp w my mouth open :D


i know, women have weird logics.


was in e showers yest nite when dis qns hit me

Where Do Souls Come from?

i noe, i shd have wondered bt it ages ago, i'm a late bloomer.

(anyway we bimbos dun tink remember? we're single-cell amoebic beautiful beings that only respond to pink)

Where Do Babies Come from is easy. Watch Wayward Cloud or any Yangtze shows. they made things more complicating. but essentially the idea's there.

if u took biology u'd know new life is all abt genes, DNAs, cell replication and cell division. we assume THE SOUL is complimentary, a buy-1-get-1-free item dat comes with every new body formation.

Does brain cell = soul?

Does cloning create a new soul?
There’re women who take a particular pill that promotes embryonic splitting at the initial stage of their pregnancy (for higher probability of identical twins/triplets etc). They are suppose to conceive one child but thru artificial means got themselves twins (for eg).

If THE SOUL is the work of God, these mothers are only bestowed with one child ie one soul, they artificially created an identical twin for e child, where does e extra soul come from?

this is killing my brain cells. If brain cell = soul, dis is corroding my sense of being.

arghhh life’s easier when u stay ignorant n oblivious

one thing I can be sure:

Sex Breeds Soul :D