Thursday, August 31, 2006

narcissism in excess

i need anger management

big time

i've been irritable recently

most ppl tot i'm sweet n mild n never lose my temper

u deluded lower beings

kai's probably the only one who's not fooled by my phony act

last time i was CONDITIONALLY bad-tempered. i only go haywire when i'm deprived of sleep/food/coffee.

now it has gone frm bad to worse. it's a full-time-247-all-day-round thingy.

i get pissed when i'm on e street n anyone dares walk in front of me.

NO ONE BLOCKS CHENG. NEVER.

i get pissed when e taxi uncle asks me which route i wanna take.

THERE'S A REASON WHY I'M PAYING TO TAKE A CAB.

i get very pissed when e uncle slows down b4 e traffic light.

GREEN MEANS SPEED. YELLOW MEANS SPEED SOMEMORE U TWIG.

i stab the uncle *hypothetically* when i see a 2-digit-figure hovering dangerously near e big 2-0 on e meter

YES IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I LIVE IN E FAR FAR WEST BOON LAY, BUT THERE'S STH CALLED SPILLOVER EFFECT MY DEAR.

i shall not elaborate on e times when i'm hungry n i fail to get e food i want. i burn anyone who dares cross my path

HY has been taking all my shit, e incessant bitching n whining. we're so full of negative energy. life's great aint it *cynical chuckle*

anyway, so far sch sux.

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R.E.A.D.I.N.G.S is a revolting 8-letter word.

oh n there's dis hunk in econs department whom i had a minor crush on. yes, HAD.

ever since last sem i have had been kinda infatuated w him. HE'S DARNNN CUTEEEEE *squeals* we kinda know each other but i've alwayz been too shy to say hi

last wk, i finally plucked up my courage n smiled at him.

HE.
SMILED.
BACK.
*showers confetti + fireworks*

the next day, i bumped into him in town,

with his GF,

their fingers locked.

HY: God is obviously tryin to tell u sth.
Cheng: dat i shd concentrate on my readings?

talking abt omens. sigh.


sth random...

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belated bday prez frm HY~ she sponsored bulk of dis. hur hur. niceeeeeeeeeeeee. i even sent her a retarded msg tellin her how much i like e bag, on e first day i brought it to sch LOL.


bimbotic issues...

was workin for lenovo last weekend at funan.
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the girls - Vernice, me, Azean. i noe, e blue eyeshadow is scary. it's their corporate colour. at least it's not M1.

e world's freaking small. Vernice actually knows kai + Zhiwei o.O

n she has long slender legs. i'm so jealousssssss.

on e first day there were 2 angmohs working with us. they're studyin at some international sch (rich expat kids i guess, was puzzled why they wanna work), one actually took chinese lessons for 7years so she understands some chinese.

she described dis incident when 2 aunties, who were sitting opp her on e bus, were bitching bt her right under her nose (in chi) LOL.

so watch wat u say when those international sch kids are ard. they do offer chinese lessons in sch! ahahaha.

anyway e 2 angmohs quit on e first day (aint surprised). cldnt take the pain standin all day on heels (killer boots dat they provide).

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taken after work on e 2nd day, e new girl on e extreme right is a whooping 178cm!!!!! if only she cld spare me 5cm lol.

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narcissistic shot. wrong pose, exposed wat's not meant to be seen. HY saw e uncensored version.

she screamed: CELLULITE!!!!!!!

i luv her.

ohhh they paid us immed after e assignment. fast cash! nice!!

*Keynesian's Liquidity Preference Theory applies here.*

yeah n i got myself a new perm *funded by e pay hee*

yeah i'm not done w perms. wld be long b4 i go back to straight hair hee.

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find e locks too small n tight dis time. reminds me of MacDonald curly fries i'm hungry hopefully after a few wash it'd loosen up.

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n my hair's too yellow. looks like dry grass grrr. but gotta wait a wk b4 i cld get a new dye. yeah i noe i looked tired here. u're lookin at someone who stayed up all night (almost) to finish her macro3 tutorial. i tink e tutor is out to torture.


band issues...

thewoohoos is officially defunct. sigh.

gets you down when things like this happen. very demoralising.

hopefully e new lineup w pin + audrey wld work out. *guan yin poh bi*

feels musically stagnant. any nice songs to recommend anyone?

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