An open letter to Raymond.

Dear Raymond,

Please allow me to bore you with the mundane details of my life...

Remember donkey years ago (you may refer to my 25Jan entry if you're really THAT bored) I was gushing abt ordering bling bling robot bears frm TW?


i had received e parcel, also donkey years ago.


feeling smug AND looking smug.

sorry for flaring my nostrils at you

i shall try to be friendly.


i may look amiable here. actually i'm secretly mocking at you. bcos i have a teddy, AND YOU DONT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*eyes roll back and guffaws like a hyena*

anyway, that was STALE news. In fact, I have placed a SECOND order and have already received my SECOND parcel.





the evil capitalist in me prompted me to put them up on auction.

being a true blue bloodsucking bourgeois, i'm charging twice of what i paid

if you know any suckers, please refer them to my site.

and please leave out e part abt them being suckers. they'd be happier staying ignorant.

Also, some other donkey years ago, i was whining abt wanting to try Pizzahut fortune pizza.


my wish was granted.

what i like best abt e pizza? the stuffed crust WAHAHAHA

Bagua and bread just dont really work for me :P Last year's chicken meat floss was a betta attempt

And i did some sewing during CNY. It's like the most effective way to kill time and boredom while everyone else is out visiting and there're no one to entertain me.


some old patterns i bought a longgggggg longgggggg time ago.

yeah it's for GIRLS. not even teenage girls. but KIDDIE JUNIOR GIRLS wahaha.

i wonder what Americans feed to their kids.

anyway,

i tried to sew a bolero.


it looked pretty promising. but i made e fatal mistake of stretching the jersey fabric while running it under e needle.

so e seams look like some really old undies with fraying and loose elastic bands.

grrr. waste my fabric sia.

do you find e fabric familiar looking btw?

i actually used it to make a skirt during one of my sewing phase back in my younger days.

e skirt ended up too short, and leggings werent 'in' yet, so it had been collecting dust ever since.

but now everyone's wearing leggings, it's like a mass fashion suicide, ppl pair it with everything and anything.


cheng e faithful fashion victim

(oh yeah Kai thx for e lovely top!)

i wore this to school and suffered acute paranoia for e rest of e day.

Gee, I hope you're not falling asleep. My life's not exactly exciting I know. But you've been warned beforehand *shrugs*

So what do you do when u're bored at home?


you take funny pictures of yourself.


Best CNY wishes,
Cheng.