Monday, October 12, 2009

bimbo talks

you know...being a bimbo is not as easy as what it seems...

think of the amount of time you need to spend on your nails, clothes, shoes, bags, hair etc

it really saps your energy

and considering the time i spend on work and therefore on keeping up my looks (1. work = aged appearance 2. work = lower marketability; conclusion = need to be beautiful), where got time for bf?!?! *wailz in despair* it's seriously a vicious cycle that's leading nowhere grrrr

anyway, my weekend was burnt on:

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getting a full manicure & pedicure at JP. and no, i din have cramps, i was trying to show how reflective my toenails were

so pardon my contorted toe, it usually looks normal, i promise.

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shopping for a new pair of open-toe heels to show off my new pedicure.
everything's perfect abt my new heels, except that it's 4 & 1/2 inches tall and it's virtually suicidal to walk in it

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cheng wobbles in dainty steps

and here's the GRAND PLAN:
1. walks to work in flats, carries new heels in a shopping bag
2. changes into new heels at office, refuses to leave her seat for the rest of the day
3. wheels herself to the toilet when the need arises (yes, the chairs in my office come with roller wheels :D)
4. calls delivery for lunch
5. re-schedules all meetings to another day
6. calls & hounds colleagues to drop by her cubicle to admire her new heels
7. changes back into flats at the end of the day. pats herself on the back for surviving the day without meeting/causing any catastrophe

stupid things that girls do for beauty huh?

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