before i start yakking away abt CHENG'S 2006 WINTER EAT-TILL-YOU-DROP-DEAD-TW-TRIP part 3 aka Day 5 (phew, dat's long man)
lemme tell you a sad sobbb story.
Once upon a time...
there's a cute little girl called Chengwei (before you start making digusted face and pretending to gag, lemme remind you dat cute is SUBJECTIVE. if i say chengwei's cute. cute shall she be. humph)
Chengwei has a bad evil friend HY. HY is a food maniac whose purpose in life is to eat EAT and EATT. Scheming HY somehow devised an evil plan and duped Chengwei over to the DARK side..
Chengwei became a walking eating zombie whose favourite feed is chocolate.
shit. i'm getting out of point here.
anyway, the point is, the endless chocolates and all-things-sweet finally took its toll on me
one fatal day, while i was at Kenny Rogers feasting on corn muffin and cheese macaroni (what chicken? those dry sawdust thingy they call the mains? *snorts in HY-food-snob-style* pleaseeeee lar)
my molar tooth chipped off. yes. it fucking died on me and chipped off.
i din realize it till i swallowed the food in my mouth and found half of my tooth gone.
(yes. i swallowed the other half. you have a prob with dat?)
to cut the long story short, the tooth decay is so severe the only option i have is to do a root canal treatment.
just completed the first stage yesterday. there're numerous holes on my gum where e dentist injected the anesthetic. he den drilled a hole and scrapped the inner clean.
the dentist's quite nice. he showed me the blob of black decaying nerves he dug out of my tooth.
nice.
am i offering too much details?
anyway, i wanna ask him why he has a sissy name called Ashley.
but maybe next time.
after my last treatment.
i told my uni-mate (yar, i actually have frens in sch dat i make small talk with) about the whole molargate episode.
my sympathetic uni friend...
LAUGHED. he said he thought only the old and withering needs root canal treatment.
Thanks.
*to be continued*
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