i not stupid

it's 2am

n i'm stuffin myself w choco

yeah e dark choco droplet leftover frm my cookie-making disaster

i suspect they wrongly labelled e choco

first it looks nth like choco DROPLET (as explained in my previous post)

and it's too sweet to be dark choco

argh. cunning capitalist.

10 things on my mind now:

1) i attempted 'Cant Stop' *rhcp* vox at jammin today (KTV-style), one of my secret fantasy fulfilled :D

2) ling's right. nuts at J bar rox.

3) i wanna visit e fortune teller at pulau ubin (whom ling visited). maybe when my cousin come over in june n when i gather enough guts :P

4) irene's crazy. she takes a fancy to weird colour cosmetics.

5) i need a job.

6) how to be beautiful.

7) new recipe for next batch of oatmeal cookies.

8) mother's day

9) personal challenge w HY - names u'd be caught dead in : Tommy

10) ppl i know named Tommy whom i've juz insulted. gd thing they dun read my blog.


am i stupid or am i stupid?

one fine day, MORE than a BITCH *MB* was msning [Zero]

[Zero]: daredevil here. anything for u. lol
(refering to my calling for brave volunteers to testdrive my cookies)

MB: ahaha u sure? actually i'm planning to bring cheesecake on fri, for ling's bday.
(went on to discourage Juan frm tryin e cookies - actually a reverse psychology ploy to make him yearn for it more)

[Zero]: ahaha friday?for ling's bday? as in me? bday aint for another 2 weeks. mbe more practice time *hint hint*
(tot to myself how coincidental Juan's bday falls in e same mth as ling)

MB: ling refuse to tell us e exact date, but i heard it's dis wk

[Zero]: no lah, 23rd.
(wow, Juan knows, ling told him but not me. humph)

MB: Diao, i bought e ingred liao, tot i'd make on thurs n bring it on fri.

[Zero]: haha reali? no matter...so thoughtful...we shall bring fwd the party! but why fri...why not sat...sat gang more fun..no?

MB: cos if i'm making it tomolo(thurs) i wanna deliver it fresh

[Zero]: wow...so nice..*touched*
(diaoz =..= what's Juan gettin so sentimental for?)

MB: touched? ahaha it's for ling not for u!! or u feelin touched on her behalf lol
(waits for Juan's reply, looks casually at his email next to his nick)

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

MB: eh
(cant believe dis is happening)

MB: oops, i tot u're Juan.
([Zero] is not = Juan. [Zero] = ling. ling = [Zero]. all e while i've been tokin to e bday ger!!!!)

MB: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(my stupidity sinks in)

MB: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(and i was juz abt to tell 'Juan' to keep dis frm ling cos it's meant to be a surprise)

MB: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(ok now everything makes sense. why 'Juan' is toking farnie)

am i stupid or am i stupid?

[Zero]aka ling: i'l pretend to be surprised