if only i have the same luck for lottery

i think i have a strange affinity with absurd events

(just like my strange affinity with too-weird-for-words taxi uncle and AhBeng supermarket staffs)

somehow i always land myself in bizarre situations, so much so that ppl probably think i'm doing it on purpose

and it is the few glorious moments in which i feel i've truely fulfilled my calling to bimbo-hood

like getting up at 5am this morning thinking that it's 7am bcos i had reset my hp yesterday without resetting the time. by the time i realized it, i was too wide awake to go back to bed =..=

like waiting at the wrong bus stop for a bus that'd never come (-.-)

like waking up in the late evening (from a nap) thinking that it's early morning and went on to prepare for school (blehh)

like mixing up the dates and arranging to meet my project mates on some day to discuss the project presentation, which would have been done and over with by the time we meet, based on my schedule =..=

like mistaking the facial foam for toothpaste; the shampoo for body wash; and vice verse (facial foams are alkaline btw. tested n proven)

and eating a BK mushroom swiss all the while assuming it's turkey bacon =..=

the list is not exhaustive.

and you think my life's sad enough.

to cut the story short, some big shots from CCS are visiting next wednesday and each project groups have to send 2 representatives to yak, babble, jatter whatsoever and pretend we know what we're talking when we dont present our pathetic project work

naturally nobody's dying to go through the same humiliation again. once is more than enough.

but 2 out of 10 (members) must die be the sacrificial lamb.

so we resorted to the most primitive way. Lot drawing =..=

being the only girl present, i was given the honour of drawing the fatal lot.

1st prize *drum rolls* goes toooooo *holds breath for suspense*

ALEX!!

hehahehaheha.

he's ironically the guy who suggested drawing lots hehahehaheha.

*cheng chuckles away in her signature evil cackle*

still wheezing like a hyena, cheng opens the 2nd lot.

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don't.

ask.






oh well. look on the brighter side. at least i get to dress up next wednesday *mumbles* *bites fingernails*


oh oh ohhhhh. check out this site. Can you believe the food they get in first class?!?!

now THAT's class divide.